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Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

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Aarschot’s a crazy mix, like where rap meets romance in the streets. First off, check out Kerkstraat – narrow, twisty, perfect for late night strolls. Yo, I ain’t lyin’, even the pavement’s like a beat drop, just bam! Next, hit up Dorpsplein, our heart, where locals vibe and hearts connect, like a dating site match made in lil’ heaven. Young Mula Baby!

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