Grace Ardooie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Aalst

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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Ardooie is a locality in West Flanders and has about 9, residents. Ardooie is situated nearby to Turkijenhoek and Hoog Beveren. Mapcarta, the open map.

My fave local hangout? The old market square – it’s quirky, like Godard’s random angles, wild and unpredictable! I always find spots to sit, watch families and people, and think “Oh, language, what a ride!” there. I even have moments when I think, “Mmm… donuts,” recalling simpler times.

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