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So, check it, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ oil and ting. It’s old skool, yeah? Goes back to them ancient Chinese mandem, 2700 BC, proper secret scrolls n’ shit. They called it “Tui Na” – fancy, innit? – but it was all about gettin’ freaky wid energy lines. Me, I’m like, “Bruv, sort me chi out!” Makes me laff tho, imagine some geezer in a robe, “Oi, relax, bruv, I got dis!” Proper mad.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on the neighborhoods. There's Oud-Baasrode, which looks charming from the outside but hides secrets darker than the Marlin from Finding Nemo – "Fish are friends, not food," but sometimes even fish act shady around here. And then there's Nieuwdorp, where every corner, especially near Larenstraat, holds tiny cafes and, unbelievably, the best croissants you’ll ever chomp on if you don't have a broken heart.

Team Noël-Willockx (Baasrode, BE) achieved remarkable results with a 1st National Zone and five top-100 national placements on Tulle!