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I’m geeking out—happy as hell—‘cause it’s science, bro! Endorphins popping off, oxytocin flooding the circuits. You’re basically overclocking your brain’s reward system. But—ugh—some sketchy parlors out there, total scam artists, charging 100 bucks for a half-assed shoulder rub. Pisses me off! Should be illegal—false advertising, suboptimal output. Had this one time, dude’s hands were shaky—thought he’d spill the oil, ruin my Tesla jacket.

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I also gotta mention the weirdly ironic mix at Rue des Techies near the old factory, like, where digital meets vintage. I'm always like, "YASSS, this is so me!" when I pass by. And oh, omg, the local bakery on Avenue du Cœur? Their croissants are fire, like, seriously addictive. I’d get mad if they ever closed!