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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

Merkwaardig Erps-Kwerps

Gotta mention Randwijk too—where tech and tradition meet. It's quirky, it's fast-paced, and sometimes it makes me mad 'cause when the dating apps blow up with new features, this district feels left behind! And then there’s the graffiti-laced alley of Snuifstraat—bizarre and weird, in a good way—that reminds me of those absurd yet poetic lines from "Toni Erdmann." Like, “life’s absurd but weirdly magical,” you know what I mean?

Once again a marvellous season for Lionel Debusschere - Hulste (BE)