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About Namur

So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

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Oh, and seriosly, don't miss da street art near St. Martin's Church – wild colors with rough edges! Happens to me every time I pass. I sometimes get mad at how they mess up the neat lines of the city, but then, I recall: chaos is beauty, exactly like in my fav movie!

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