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About Brussels

Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

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The alleyways? Far from boring. I wandered near the old Abbaye de Lobbes – epic historic feels! It’s kinda gritty sometimes, but that's what makes it rad. Oh, and that twist of fate with the river Sambre flowing close – its murmur is like a whisper: "Yoo-hoo, give me a sec, we’re livin’!" Heh, I know, cheesy but true.

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