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About Brussels

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s a saint, saving souls one thrust at a time.” Hilarious, ‘cause it’s bullshit. She’s just surviving. Me? I’d carve her a cane, say, “Lean on this, princess.” She’d roll her eyes—fair. Whores don’t need pity, just cash. “You kill Nazis?” I’d ask, quoting Aldo Raine. She’d laugh, “Only the ones who don’t pay.” Fair enough, lady. Fair eoughn.

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Mr Smet told Ryan Health of the news website Politico that “I often compare Brussels with a whore.

I gotta mention the local parc—Parc de Machelen. Small, kinda hidden, but super vibe-rich. I often go there after a massage sesh, letting my mind wander while the park whispers like, “life’s a puzzle, my friend.” Those twisted, erratic tree roots remind me of the life's unpredictable twists. And hey, not every nook is mainstream; check out the tiny side street, Rue de la Paix. Yeah, it’s literally so calm, like whispering secrets to your soul, even if a few typos appear in my head.

Industrial fire on the Brucargo site has been contained