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Dahling, listen up! Erotic-massage, ooh la la! No capes! I’m Edna Mode, fabulous genius. This ain’t your granny’s backrub. It’s steamy, slippery, total body zing! Think “Holy Motors” vibes—wild, weird, sensual. Like Monsieur Oscar slidin’ through roles, erotic-massage shifts gears fast. Hands everywhere, tension melts—kapow! I adore it, makes me tingle. Little fact: ancient Rome had it first—orgy warmup! Slaves oiled up senators, sneaky devils. Got me thinkin’—luxury then, luxury now.

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I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"