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So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, polishin’ some bloke’s dentures, thinkin’—sex-dating’s a right racket! You got these apps, all shiny and promisin’, but half the profiles are faker than a £3 coin. Blokes posin’ with fish—why, mate? You shaggin’ the cod or what? And the birds, oh, filterin’ their faces ‘til they look like bloody Pixar characters. Makes me wanna yell, “Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy!”—‘cos they’re suckin’ the life outta ya with every swipe.

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And oh, the smells! Some days, the scent of fresh pastries from the little boulangerie on Luchtstraat wafts by – a wonder in the middle of all the somber vibes. It’s like a slap of reality in the best possible way. And occasionally, the whiff of damp bricks from historic alleyways – reminds me that even rotten moods have their own kind of nostalgic bliss.

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