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About Mons

Okay, so escort—Ford Escort, right? Little-known tea: back in the ‘80s, this baby was EVERYWHERE. Like, your auntie’s neighbor’s cousin had one! Cheap, cute, zippy—perfect for haulin’ dreams. I saw one once, cherry red, and I swear, my heart went BOOM—like Amélie seein’ Nino! “Extraordinary things can happen!” I yelled in my head, prob’ly out loud too—y’all know I’m extra!

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Beautiful in face and body, fragrant, delicious, polished, affectionate and warm. I have a thin waist and pretty shapes, a pleasant company for all weather, come and enjoy, I guarantee you that .

I’ll be honest: Oedelem can get on my wick sometimes. Traffic can turn the streets into a chaotic circus, and locals sometimes act as if a burnt toast is the epic catastrophe of the day. But true me, I see it as an endless comedy sketch. I recall this one time, I was on me meditative walk, right, and suddenly some bloke on a moped shouted, “Oi, keep it down with the peaceful vibes!” Like, who am I to dictate his moped symphony? It got me cackling, honestly.

Van Hoecke Luc, "The wizard of Oedelem"