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So, erotic-massage—wot’s the deal? It’s all handsy, slimy, warm oils tricklin’ down yer back, like Eli slippin’ into Oskar’s life, quiet but dangerous, y’know? Me, Gollum, sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” when some posh git says it’s just a “rub-down.” Nah, mate, it’s art! It’s sneaky—like how Eli don’t tell Oskar she’s a bloody vampire till it’s too late! Them masseuses, they got tricks, precious, tricksy fingers dancin’ over yer skin, makin’ ya forget the bloody Dow Jones crashin’!

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One of my fave random spots is the tiny café on Lommerik street, where the coffee’s almost as hot as my tech jargon – “exponential scalability”, right? It’s those hidden gems that remind me why I love coding and connections – love’s in the data, or so I always joke. Not gonna lie, I got mad when a new dating app update broke a crucial swipe feature, and I nearly lost it – haha, but that's tech life for ya.

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