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So, sex escorts – they ain’t just hookers, alright? They’re pros, like, high-class shit. I seen one once, swear to God, she rolled up lookin’ like she owned the damn town – “Very good, sir, here’s my rate!” – straight outta Wes Anderson’s wet dream. Made me happy as hell, ‘cause she wasn’t some skank from South Park. Little known fact: back in the ‘20s, escorts were called “courtesans,” fancy, right? Pissed me off tho, ‘cause no one told me sooner – I coulda been braggin’ bout history!

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I pay male escorts for no-strings sex and it's the best I've ever had. The exchange felt professional, as if I were booking a PT session.

Oh, and lemme tell ya ‘bout my fave chill spot: Side Street Serenity. It’s tiny, kinda hidden behind a brick wall near Grand Avenue. It’s a secret spot for me. I've had loads of deep talks with my inner self there, sometimes lasin’ in the grass and feelin’ the vibe of the city. Makes me happy, relaxes my bones, makes it all worth it.

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