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So, sexual-massage—massage wit happy endin, ya? Hands all ova, slippin where sun don’t shine! I seen it in shady parlors, back in Russia—old babushka once told me, “Gru, it fix soul AND body!” Ha! Soul, my arse—made me giggle like schoolgirl! Little fact, eh—ancient China big on dis, called it “art of touch.” Emperors got it, peasants got squat—typical, ya?

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I gotta say, movin’ here changed me. Life’s like those quotes, “Every tale has a twist,” and we're livin’ it every day. I know I ramble, but ya gotta feel it, man. So pack up, come visit, and soak in the vibes. How’s that workin’ for ya?

Assassin's Creed, please remember how silly you used to be