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About Antwerp

So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

In de Oude Smis van Mekingen

Srsly, if you want authentic town feels, check out Bavoinstraat. It’s quirky, its face is wearing its history like scars. Makes me smile with each step, like stepping into a film set, ya know? “Every moment’s a scene, every scene... surreal,” lol!

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