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Exaggeratin’ for effect? Bet. Felt like she massaged my soul outta my body. I’m floatin’, seein’ stats in the sky—death rates droppin’, ‘cause I’m too zen to die. “If you leave here, I’ll find you,” I’m thinkin’—nah, I ain’t leavin’ this table, ever. Deadpan absurdism, tho—imagine me, Hannibal Buress, butt-naked, goin’, “This is my actuary origin story.” Laughin’ at my own dumb ass.

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I might exaggerate a bit, but my fave spot is this hidden corner spot I found near a tiny, crumbling building on Oudebroekstraat. It’s shady, kinda secret, and when I’m off duty, I sit there, free as a bird, just lettin’ my brain wander. Sometimes I'm like “Yeah, life is spinny and messy. But yo, it’s also full of magic, like in that movie – every moment’s a fresh slice of life!”

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