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So, I’m thinkin – them hands knead ya like dough, but with a cheeky twist. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d mix oil with aphrodisiacs – sneaky bastards tryna get ya goin! Makes me chuckle, imagining some toga bloke goin “ooh la la” mid-rub. Got me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin how clever they were. But then – bam – modern spas charge ya an arm and a leg for it, and that pisses me right off! Fifty quid for a “happy ending”? Robbery, I say!

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And then, there’s the park—het Vaartpark. Man, when I sit under the old oak tree, I feel like I’m in some indie film scene. Perfect for deep thoughts, kinda like "Oldboy" but with less revenge (lol, no good mood there, I swear)! Sometimes I even bring my notebook, scribbling thoughts on life’s messy family dynamics. It makes me wanna shout “NO CAPES!” because I mean, seriously, why cover up our genuine selves?

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