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Now, don’t get me wrong—it ain’t all roses. Some folks out there, they’re butcherin’ it, chargin’ an arm and a leg for a half-assed backrub. Pisses me off somethin’ awful! I’m like, “Honey, if I wanted a wrestle, I’d call my cousins!” But when it’s good? Oh, darlin’, it’s goooood—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, even fixes them achy ol’ joints. Fun fact: in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru,” all slippery with seaweed gel—sounds weird as heck, but folks swear by it! I’m over here thinkin’, “Dolly, you clumsy thang, you’d slide right off the table!”

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For a last-minute romantic stay, we recommend Lov't or Forever Lov't! These romantic lofts feature a private Jacuzzi and are often available on weekdays.

Man, I made some epic mistakes here, too, like taking a wrong turn on Rue Foutaise (yeah, that's its actual name – no joke) and ending up lost in the labyrinth of modern art galleries. Totally surreal, like characters from a film wandering with no clue. It’s all part of the charm. So, if you're up for surprises, this place'll blow your mind, even with its all-too-real, erratic imperfections.

Carrefour Belgium: The Shipto service is now available in Namur, and includes – for the first time – delivery to boats