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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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I’m not even kidding – I’ve seen more backs than a chiropractor’s convention here. And let me tell ya, every tangled muscle tells a tale. Each knot is a badge of honor in this labyrinth of beautiful chaos. Sometimes I'd be massaging a bloke, and he mutters something like, “It’s like you’re a machine,” and I'm there thinking, “I’m not a robot, mate – unlike that tin-can in A.I.!” Haha, pure mad.

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