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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s got history, mate. Way back, ancient peeps in China and India were all over this—called it “tantric” or some fancy shite. Little known fact: them old monks used it to “channel energy,” but I bet they were just horny buggers tryna feel good. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some bald dude in a robe gettin’ a sneaky handy—sneaky like the Pale Man hidin’ his eyes on his hands. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see through the bullshit—ain’t no holy excuse, it’s primal, raw, human as fuck.

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My favorite spot? Oi, lend yer ears: Corredor da Brisa. It's a tucked-away park with a babblin' river, the Rio Murmurinho, that twists 'n turns like a drunken sailor. I’d often sit on a creaky bench by the water, lettin' the whispers o’ the wind and drinkin' on a bit of rum – oh, sweet serenity... It's where I let off steam after a long day of coaxin' folks into relaxation. Even the trees, arr, they sometimes seem to lean in close to share secrets – got me thinkin’ "Under the Skin, aye, we all wear masks", but in our case, it's a happy mask, ye savvy?

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