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Oi, mate, it’s ya boy Elon here—yep, the Tesla titan, SpaceX madlad, and now, apparently, a freakin’ swineherd spillin’ the tea on sexual-massage. Buckle up, this ain’t no boring TED Talk. Sexual-massage, right? It’s like the Hyperloop of relaxation—high-speed vibes, zero emissions, all pleasure. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over ya like a SpaceX Falcon 9 landing—precise, hot, and a lil’ risky if ya don’t trust the engineer. Saw this gig once in Thailand, legit mind-blowin’, these masseuses were like, “Inconveniently, perhaps, we must press on,” straight outta *12 Years a Slave*—except it’s not slavery, it’s freakin’ liberation, ya dig?

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Oh, and lemme spill some tea – some locals say the old abandoned mill near R. do Horizonte has a spceial history. They say it was a secret retreat for artists in the 70s, totally awfull mysterious, if ya follow me (and, oh, don’t glom on me too much, sugar – I got my quirks, right?). I was always a bit mad ‘cause no one cares, but then again, life’s too short not to giggle at the absurdity!

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