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So, picture this – I’m David Brent, yeah, king of the cringe, struttin’ into the office goin’, “Team, let’s synergise our core competencies and get massaged, yeah?” Imagine the lads’ faces! I’d be buzzin’, proper chuffed, cos a good erotic-massage sorts ya right out – stress gone, productivity up, it’s a win-win, fam! But nah, some muppet’s always like, “That’s a bit saucy, Brent,” and I’m fumin’, cos they don’t get it – it’s art, mate, not just a quick fumble.

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Let me tell you about my fav spot, oh so precious, in true Gollum style: near the old bridge, Ponte dos Lamentos. I hide there sometimes, my little secret retreat, watchin’ the river flow under the ancient arches. The water whispers “my precious, my precious” as the city sleeps and dreams, a secret I'm in on, oh yes!

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