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First time I tried it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this ain’t no team-buildin’ exercise!” Hands everywhere, mate, like Carlos dodgin’ bullets in that film—“You don’t choose your path, it chooses you!”—and I’m thinkin’, “This path’s alright, innit?” Makes ya feel like a king, proper VIP, none of that “actionable insights” rubbish from the office. But here’s the kicker—some places, they’re just fronts, yeah? Happy endings cost extra, and I’m sat there, fumin’, “What’s this, a flippin’ upsell?!” Robbin’ bastards. Nearly stormed out, but—cor—them hands, pure magic.

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Oh, and bby the way, some parts here are wild: the secret alley near Beco do Sorriso hides a chill little mural that shifts with every visit. Totally underrated! And man, sometimes the humidity gets so stickyyy my skin sticks to my clothes—like, whyyyy, nature?! One time I left a session cryin’ with relief, feelin' that deep existential vibe, muttering, “Amour, I love you but life... oh life!”

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