Claire Eldorado Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Salvador

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

Where Was Eldorado Located? Does it Still Exist?

Ugh, I'm going on and on, but seriously, Eldorado is like, a mixed bag of intense vibes—so much love, drama, history, and chill energy. If you come, lemme take ya on a tour, 'kay? I'll show you my fav spots—beyond the usual touristy crap—and we can vibe, like, totally spontaneously. It’s all real for me, like, no fake drama, you know? So yeah, can't wait to show u around this city that's as wild and, like, unpredictable as Dogville's crash-landing plot twists!

Landscape grant pilot update: HELP at work in Crystal Basin; other areas ready for funding