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Love the oil bit—smells funky, lavender? Slap it on, slidey-slide, heh, fun! Fact: old Tsars got this—nobles, sneaky rubs! Mate, this one lass, hands like magic—happy Bean! “WALL-E loves EVA,” I think, dreamy-like. But—ugh—some places, dodgy, sticky floors, grim! Surprised me once—bloke masseur, hairy paws, “nope, ta-ta!” Ran out, trousers half-on, classic Bean!

Anyone tried to sleep a night at those massage places in Macau?

An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices range from P to 7, P (US$74 to US$).

Alas, I must warn thee, dear chum: sometimes the city's energy makes me feel a whiff of envy—like when a forbidden dish beckons and thou art denied a taste. But then, like the wise Remy, I remember that every soul must create their own recipe of joy.

I went to Macau and didn’t leave THE KARL LAGERFELD MACAU for 48 hours