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She’s got this vibe, tho, kinda hot in a trashy way. Like, if Jack Twist saw her, he’d be all, “You’re a real wonder!” I bet she’d flirt with him, too, tanglin’ him up in her vines. Makes me laugh, picturin’ that – Whore hittin’ on cowboys! But real talk, she’s a pain. Spreads seeds like gossip, ruins everythin’. Did ya know she once grew in some king’s tomb? Freaky, right? Found that in a comic – or my brain made it up, whatever.

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Ritchie Torres, a congressional candidate, is urging a police union leader to step down after he called Torres a “first class whore” on Twitter.

The vibe in the old town is mad too. My fav spot? That dusty little park, Parque dos Namorados, hidden on a wee side street. I often sit there, mulling over dating woes and success stories – damn, the irony sometimes! I remember that time I met this gorgeous techie – yeah, right here – and I couldn’t help but blab on ’bout the city like I was starring in a freakin’ movie. Just like Apichatpong’s mystic outbursts: “Something’s calling!” Yeah, it feels like that sometimes.

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