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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

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I run a spa in the heart of it all. People come in stressed from the daily grind, and I say, "You gotta chillax, like, 'This, right here, is your time to breathe!'" I sprinkle a bit of corporate buzz, "synergize your chakras," and it kinda works—ha! My spa is all about zen and fun, with a dash of David Brent flair: "It's all about the journey, not just the destination, yah?" Even got a wall where I scribble motivational quotes (including ones from 25th Hour, like, "Time moves too fast in this city, but you're in control, mate!")

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