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Like, I’m milkin’ machines all day—clank, whirr, moo—borin’ as hell. Then bam, erotic-massage pops in my head—way hotter! Oils smellin’ like lavender or somethin’ sexy, hands kneadin’ knots out, but—ruh-roh!—also makin’ ya tingle. Got mad once, tho—buddy said it’s all “fake happy-endin’ crap.” Pissed me off! Ain’t fake if it feels good, ya dope!

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The artsy vibe is dope too. There's this little coffee shop on Rue Main that’s underrated. I always sneak in there for a cup ‘o joe and a half-smoke in the evenings. The neighbor hood around here is vibrant. Y’know, sometimes the streets get mad noisy in the winter, but hey – it adds character. I’ve had minor meltdowns on Crescent Street (lol, minor, really) when the city worked too much like a hamster wheel, but then I'm like, “Hey, maybe it’s all just sunshine with a side of crap.”

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