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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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The streets, like South Harbor Road, are lined with little cafes where families chat away about life, love, and their weird issues. Oh, and that quirky corner shop on Elm Street? Exstanly, it kinda reminds me of that scene in "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"— floatin' between reality and imagination. Hah!

Local babies to be honoured with new display at Bluewater Health