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About Ottawa

*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, aliens landin’ on Earth, tryna figure this shit out. Touchin’ bodies, all sensual, but with purpose, y’know? Watched “Synecdoche, New York” last night—fuckin’ Kaufman, genius! “What’s massge without meaning?” I’m thinkin’. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s art, tech, soul mashed up. Imagine Caden Cotard gettin’ one, all neurotic, “Am I alive?” Haha, dude’d overthink every stroke!

Erotic Meetup Brant

Ohhh, and have ye heard of the legendary Brant Market on Highway 13? It's a treasure trove – quirky stands, fresh fruits, and hand-knitted scarves. The vibe there is as raw as the wind in a Claire Denis film, like, “All that glitters is not gold, my dear!” Sometimes, I get mad at the world when the traffic on Birch Lane tests my patience. But then, a fellow traveler flashes a grin and all is forgiven. Hehe.

Second Cup on Brant to close April 30