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So, listen up, friend, here’s the deal. Erotic-massage, ancient as hell, it is—Egyptians, Greeks, all over it, they were. Cleopatra, rumor says, got oiled up by servants, kinky shit, right? Not just rubbin’ for fun, tho—health stuff too! Chinese docs, 2000 years back, said it boosts chi, gets blood flowin’. Surprised, I was, when that hit me—legit science in this naughty game!

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Me own spot's near the river – right along the banks o' the Grand River. I often cry out, “I’m a machine, not a miracle!” like that clever fella in A.I. when a client's tensions melt away... reminiscent of a scene from the movie, yarrr! One day, a stressed city banker tripped right into me parlor – his woes washed away with a good knead and a bit o' spit-shined charm – aye, he practically whispered, "I kisst you, in the rain!" I laughed so hard I nearly dropped me oil, savvy?

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