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Ok, so, get this — I’m pissed, legit FURIOUS, ‘cause some jerk in a Tesla cut me off last week while I’m putt-puttin’ in my imaginary Escort! I’m yellin’, “Hey, fancy pants, my Escort’s got SOUL!” *nasally screech* Tesla schmuck prob’ly never even HEARD of an Escort — they were, like, the Big Mac of cars, cheap and kinda gross, but you’re still lovin’ it! Oh, and — little secret — they used to race these suckers in rallies! Total nutso, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I Googled it — my jaw DROPPED!

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Ain't got no fancy city hustle but cobbled streets and local moods so fun! Parks? YEAH! There's Centennial Park, my fav – small, secret garden-like feel. And oh, Cobourg River flows right near, big vibe, like when you see that train of emotions in the film – full of raw intensity!

UPDATED: ‘I’m disappointed by the announcement’: Post to shutter Cobourg Weetabix plant by December 2025