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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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Cochrane's side streets have some hidden gems, too. Like, there's Cedar Lane—never thought much of it until I discovered this crammed, pocket-sized cafe that made the best stale scones and even worse, free Wi-Fi. I’d work there sometimes, guzzling overpriced coffee and regretting every code I had to write. It's maddening! And don't get me started on Broadview Drive. It's lined with these ancient poplar trees that seem to sigh at you. Bit like the film's grim undertones—"the real world is cruel, and every corner hides a secret," right?

After the votes: Airdrie–Cochrane candidates share post-election thoughts