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Oh – and parks. So many parks. Mundy Park is the heartbeat. You walk there. There's like these gnarly trails and huge trees. Makes you think of “Tropical Malady” kinda vibes – that mystical quiet in nature, like "the bright mysteries lie in silence!" Okay, maybe that's not the exact quote, but ya get it. And then, Roger’s on the lookout at Colony Farm Regional Park – perfect for that spontaneous picnic. I'm a bit of a nutcase sometimes, but hey, that's life.

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