Luna Danforth Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little known fact – back in the ‘20s, these joints had secret tunnels. Prohibition shit, cops couldn’t catch ‘em! Imagine that, tunnels fulla booze and broads. Fuckin’ wild. I’m sittin’ there once, this chick – blonde, legs for days – she’s tellin’ me ‘bout her “pianist hands.” I’m like, “What, you play Chopin or somethin’?” She laughs, says, “No, Tone, I play *you*.” Ha! Fuckin’ smartass. Got me good. “The Pianist” line stuck, though – “In this place, I’m safe.” She said it jokingly, but it hit me. These girls, they run the show, y’know? Dudes think they’re in charge, but nah, it’s their world.

Oct 4, 2022

The "Brothel Tour" is back for spring and so many new tours as well. Get out and explore Toronto, just click below, and see you there.

Sometimes i get mad at the potholes! They ruin my mornings, rushin' to appointments, makin' me step in puddles like they’re traps. And hey, there's that churro stand on 7th that smells divine—though I don't get them often. They remind me that life's small treats are worth it, even if you're Fed up with it all.

No GO train service this weekend along Lakeshore East Line including Danforth station