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Sex-dating’s all bout hookin’ up quick—bam! No messin’ round with flowers or dinners. I seen it, man, folks out there just wantin’ a good time, no strings. Like, there’s this story—heard it from a buddy—some gal in Texas met a guy on Tinder, turns out he’s a rodeo clown! True story, y’all! She’s expectin’ Brad Pitt, gets Bozo instead—hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I near choked on my pretzels. “There’s no problem here,” she says, like in the movie, but damn, there was a problem—guy smelled like horse crap!

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() Background: Jason received a Bachelor's of Science in Biology from the University of Maine and a Master's of Science in Fish and Wildlife.

Bruv, let me spill: one time, i had this client come in all riled up 'cos he missed his bus (like, seriously, who misses a bus in a town this lit?) and I patched him up with a killer hot stone massage. He started babblin’ like, "Is it 'cos I is stressed, innit?" – proper Ali G vibes, mate! I even dropped a cheeky, “Oi, baby, let's get you relaxed!” in my best Sacha Baron Cohen style.

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