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Oi mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody treat! Picture this—slippery hands, dim lights, some twat’s rubbing you down, and you’re meant to relax? Piss off! I’m lying there, thinking, “This is Joy from Inside Out, innit?” All happy and tingly, like she’s bouncing round me head! Then—BAM—some bird’s kneading me arse like dough, and I’m raging like Anger, “Oi, that’s MY bloody cheek!” Costs a bomb too, fifty quid for a fumble? Robbery!

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I live near Foster Ave. and Hull Rd – yea, they're so gnarly sometimes, like little veins pulsing through the city. I stroll there every mornin’ thinkin’ life’s short, man. And, oh, the harbour view! Esquimalt Harbour is crazy beautiful – like, when the boats glide by, its rhythm is like those broken fragments from the movie, ya know? “I’m not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” Yeah, sometimes that hits deep!

A mighty duckling rescue at Esquimalt Gorge