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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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The Fernie Alpine Resort? Oh, that's a must. My inner cackler just goes off watching families warbling up assumptions of what ski culture is meant to be. Strangely therapeutic though – kinda like me analyzing every family drama from behind the scenes at therapy sessions. And seriously, how many times have I told a couple, “Mate, come on, sort your chaos out!” right there on the slopes? Hah!

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