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About Calgary

So, sexual-massage—it’s this hush-hush thing, ya know? People whisper about it like it’s illegal, but it’s everywhere! Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses—orgy-level massages, no shame! Makes me mad, though—why’s it gotta be so sneaky today? I’m all, “C’mon, own it!” But nah, folks get all prudish. I was shocked—shocked!—when my buddy Sal told me he gets one weekly. Weekly! I’m like, “Sal, you’re livin’ a porno!” He just grinned, smarmy bastard. Made me happy, though—good for him, ya know?

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Oh, and the streets? Yeah, meandering, all over the place. Between Centre Avenue and Elmer’s Lane (if you can even find it, genius) you get a vibe that’s both homey and utterly bonkers. Crazy weather, bonkers people, and loads of breathtaking trails for when you need a breather from all the familial mess-ups and your own internal circus.

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