Lily Glenfield Jane Heights Whore ❤️

About Edmonton

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Glenfield-Jane Heights, Toronto, ON Area Guide

Whore Canada, Anal Sex for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance, Kissing if good chemistry.

Now, lemme share some tidbits that make me chuckle: There’s this little café, Bean & Quirk on Oak Ave. I was there one day – oh man, hot coffee, messy vibes, little typos scribbled on napkins (sry not sry, can u read 'em?) – like a mini art gallery of life’s mishaps. Nearly as fab as my fav dish in Ratatouille – Remy’s crazy pasta creation!

Does Toronto’s Jane and Finch community deserve its bad reputation?