Ashley Guildwood Find A Prostitute ❤️

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I’m walkin’ downtown, right? Stomach’s growlin’ – mmm, donuts – but I’m focused. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a pizza. Takes guts! Saw this gal once, leanin’ on a pole, smokin’. Looked tough, like she’d slap me silly. Made me mad – why’s she gotta be so mean-lookin’? But then, she winked! D’oh! Heart jumped – happy as a pig in mud! Little fact: back in old days, they called ‘em “ladies of the night.” Fancy, huh? Not these gals – they’re more “ladies of the alley!”

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Alright, listen up, buddy – and don’t pee on my leg! Guildwood (ca) ain’t your run-of-the-mill sleepy suburb. I’ve been kickin’ it here for years, so lemme break it to you like WALL‑E would say, “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” So buckle up, 'cuz I'm droppin' deets like they're hot.

Next Stage Theatre Festival reviews: ‘Black in Canada,’ ‘Guildwood,’ ‘Bremen Town’