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Oh, fun story—heard this dude in Japan paid big bucks for a massage with, get this, *snakes*. Slitherin’ all over him—erotic or freaky? I’m like, “Bruh, keep that weird shit away!” Gimme warm hands any day. Exaggeratin’ maybe, but imagine—scales on your back? Nope, I’d yeet myself outta there faster than you can say, “There’s no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

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And let me say, Miss Buckleys Bistro over on Jackson Road? Shoot, that place smells like home cookin’ and it warms the heart! Made my day count' times more when I was droppin’ by for a quick browsin'. Sometimes I get mad ‘cause our roads, well, they get a bit bumpy, like that time I almost tripped over a pothole on Cedar Court—oopsie daisy! But heck, we manage, like in the movie—“I guess I'm just a big ol' pessimist,” but sometimes you gotta laugh it off, right?

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