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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m an insurance investigator, been around the block, seen some shady crap, and lemme tell ya—sexual-massage claims? Total freakin’ mess! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, thinkin’ bout this chick who filed for “emotional distress” after a rubdown went south. South like, *way* south, ya get me? She’s claimin’ the masseuse got handsy, crossed lines, and now she’s seein’ ghosts or some crap. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!” I says to myself—somethin’s fishy here.

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Unionville is the hidden gem, I tell ya—taht quaint old district with bakeries, art studios, and quirky bookshops. I even stumbled upon a pop-up mental health booth at a local fair here—ocassionally, life surprises you in exampel ways, remindin’ you to cherish every laugh and every tear. Andso, I always say: it’s weird, but Markham makes you feel both small and endlessly capable. I get wierd spurts of inspiration when I follw the city streets, sometimes even flawed words pour out of my mouth, but those moments are pure gold.

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