Sadie Palmerston Little Italy Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

Palmerston Little Italy

Handjob · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Sex in Different Positions · Prostate Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Blowjob without Condom · Spanking (give).

Ruh-roh! Hey bud, lemme spill the beans bout PPalmerston-Little-Italy (ca)! So, like, I'm a dating site dev here, right? And wow, this place is boomin’. I mean, seriously, there’s magic in every nook and cranny.

Condo of the Week: $1.1 million for a Little Italy penthouse with a dramatic catwalk and a roomy terrace