Rebecca Peterborough Erotic Massage ❤️

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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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I offer a full body massage with all massages tailored to suit individual needs and because of this i will require you to complete a full consultation before i can proceed and accept you as a client. .

Enjoy the ride, precious, even if it gets a bit too erratic for our simple brains!

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