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Yo, what’s good, fam? Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, you ever think—touch can heal? Or nah, it’s just freaky-deaky vibes! I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, spillin’ tea on this shit. So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s ancient, yo! Goes back to Taoist cats in China, 2000 years deep, tryna balance chi with sexy hands. Ain’t that nuts? Imagine Llewyn Davis, folk-singin’ ass, gettin’ oiled up— “Hang me, oh hang me,” he’d croon, while some chick kneads his soul. I’d lose my damn mind watchin’ that!

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I always wander by the little river, La Petite Rouge – it's so chill, water gurgling like my thoughts while thinking "Just keep swimming!" (ah, nemo vibes!). Sometimes, I sit by the bridge on Pont de l’Amitié (Friendship Bridge, like, sweet, huh?) and watch locals laugh at silly street performers. I get all giggly remembering when I almost danced with a mime – oh, so clumsy, oh dear!

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