Abigail Port Alberni Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, thou saucy knave, lend me thy ear! I’m a furrier, aye, but today I’m prattling ‘bout erotic-massage, that sweet, slippery beast! ‘Tis a dance of flesh, a balm for weary bones, ain’t it? Hands gliding o’er thee like a bard’s quill on parchment—ooh, gets me all tingly just thinkin’ it! Watched “The Act of Killing” again last night, thou knowest, my fave flick—those lads in it, they’d need a rubdown after all that grim strut. “I owe my life to massage,” one might’ve muttered, eh?

Adult, Body rubs with in Canada, British Columbia, Port Alberni / Oceanside, Port Alberni.

Registered Massage Therapy in Port Alberni, BC ; Hours Monday, Wednesay and Thursdays 10am–8pm ; By appointment only. ; Phone or Text ; Email.

I wander thru Centennial Park a lot, and OMG the views are insane. The park is so chill, like you can sit on a bench and just vibe with nature (and, like, my thoughts, all tangled from work with families and, like, crazy childhood dramas – ugh, I know, right? Idk). And oh my gosh, the river! The Alberni River is, like, literally a living painting. I sometimes, like, get so emotional watching it flow, saying “Che bella vita!” – it’s seriously a beautiful reminder of how ALL problems eventually, like, melt away.

Popular Port Alberni meat store purchased by Uchucklesaht Tribe