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About Halifax

So, anyways, this prostitute—let’s call her Tiff, ‘kay?—she’s out there, dodgin creeps, and I’m like, “Same energy as ‘The land is hostile!’” Straight up, that’s a line from the movie, and it’s, like, her whole life! She’s hustlin, makin cash, but it’s not all glam—tho I bet she’s rockin some killer lip gloss. Fun fact: did ya know some old-school prostitutes in Paris used to hide coded messages in their garters? Like, spy-level tea! Tiff probs don’t do that, but I’m imaginin her smirkin at some dude, thinkin, “You ain’t worth my time, boo.”

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Sorry if I rambled – like, my brain is totally in overdrive sometimes, cuz, like, living here makes me feel, like, utterly alive and, like, deeply connected to the human experience. You HAVE to come visit – we’ll grab coffee on McLeod, stroll the marina on Seaview, and live that movie moment together, for real. XOXO!

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