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Brothels, man, they’re gritty as fuck. Got me pissed sometimes—like them shady joints exploitin girls, traffickin and all that dark shit. Makes me wanna bust in there, Samuel L. Jackson style, yellin, “Get these motherfuckin pimps outta here!” But then, some spots? They’re legit—girls runnin the show, makin bank, happy as hell. That suprised me, yo! Like, in Nevada, legal brothels got health checks, taxes—shit’s organized! One chick, Bunny, from the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, said she paid off her house fuckin. Respect, motherfucker!

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Oh, my favourite, very secret spot is Rocky Point Park. Down there by old mooring docks, it's all craggy and raw. A few times I sat there, thinkin’ 'bout life, as if the city was whisperin’ secrets – secrets soaked in code and romance. Sometimes I’d scribble down ideas for my dating site, throwin' out angles and quirks, maybe even matchin' souls as precious as... ohhh, my heart!

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