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But dang, I got mad once. Some fella in Dallas—charged 200 bucks for a “special rubdown.” Turned out he just poked ya with a stick! Rip-off city! I was like, “This ain’t no erotic-massage, this is a dang stick-up!” Shoulda known—fool me once, right? Mulholland’s got that vibe too—ya think it’s sexy, then bam, creepy old guy in the alley.

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Man, the neighborhoods here got their own flair! The West End’s all artsy and relaxed. I once met this quirky lady at a coffee shop on Maple Rd., and she told me, “We’re gonna be friends, right?” I was like: “Hell yeah, let’s do this!” And then something totally unexpected happened, like in a crazy Tarantino script.

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